

The Final FrontierThe Final FrontierThe Final Frontier
If mankind had had the technology to reach into the farthest corners of infinity, they might have found the four lifeless husks of meat and chitin hanging cold and still at the edge of the universe. Fortunately for the beings that normally inhabited those four shells, humans were, as yet, a pitiful race of fledgling space explorers, content to bicker over oil rather than begin preparations for the worst encounter they could possibly imagine.
How long must we suffer, barred from our own creation?! The deep bari


To Serve ManTo Serve Man…To Serve Man
On a small, insignificant plane sandwiched between the second and fourth dimensions, a scientific breakthrough was about to occur. It was two minutes to midnight at the listening station deep in the Australian outback. Unfortunately for the already char-broiled scientists manning the giant “ear” of their satellite, time of day had no bearing on the midsummer heat. Looking for all the world like a couple of beach bums in their cut-off jeans and Hawaiian print shirts, these two were far from being the image a word like “scientist” conjures to most minds. Both in their late twe
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